If you wish to request an appointment for
Leave your name and number and the time you'd like to see me!
I'll get back to ya as soon as I can!
If you're calling to ask me out for a date... I'm flattered and we'll see!
If you're that annoying loser
I don't know why you're calling...
So go away!
If you're my precious 'ol buddeh, Gai, I'll find you later and kick your ass!
Because I love you and you're the best ever!
If you're just calling for the sake of calling or something else... well...
I'll leave ya to it!
Obviously I ain't in right now...
Or I'm too sloshed to answer the phone!
In either case... I'll call ya back later!
So leave your message, whatever it is, after the beep!